So last night, I met some chicken and duck feet.
The chicken feet were all like, "Hey what's up?" High five.
But when I put them on my plate, they started giving me the finger.
So I ate that finger.
Let this be a warning to you. If you give me the finger, this will happen to your hand:
The duck feet were guilty by association.
Moral of the story: Don't give me the finger or hang out with others who give me the finger.
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