Feet (of two birds)!

So last night, I met some chicken and duck feet.

The chicken feet were all like, "Hey what's up?" High five.

But when I put them on my plate, they started giving me the finger.

So I ate that finger.

Let this be a warning to you. If you give me the finger, this will happen to your hand:

The duck feet were guilty by association.

Moral of the story: Don't give me the finger or hang out with others who give me the finger.